Time for more tuk-tuk wisdom. All the following have been added to my collection since the start of the year, mostly in Kandy. Is there no end to their inventiveness? And does anyone out there have any idea what they might mean? My favoured explanation is that many three-wheeler drivers are members of a secret society bent on world domination and use their vehicles to pass coded messages to one another.
ONLY DO WHAT GOUR HEAUT TELLS YOU. Gour Heaut is presumably the Supreme Leader of the cult.
DON’T PLAY WITH ME. YOUR DEATH WILL CONFIRM.
YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON YOUR HAND. Not your heart or your brain, then? However…
A BIRD IN THE HEAD IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH. One might ponder the various alternative meanings of ‘bird’, ‘head’ and ‘bush’ here.
DON’T BE A TWAT ALL YOUR LIFE (driven by a white woman)
SHOW YOU MY ANGLE. I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours. But who has the right angle?
THE WORLD HAS NOT CHANGED. THERE IS JUST LESS IN IT. In other words, it has changed.
GOD RIGHT HIM THAT KEEPS SILENCE. A handy one to use when under interrogation following capture.
LOVE IS NOT SURE. BOOT IS FULL SURE. Could you run that one past me again, please?
As ever, thank you for your kind attention.